D3 body, D1 cock
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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