Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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