that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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