dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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