He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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