all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think my vagina is haunted
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How drunk are you?
Completed.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
