Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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