So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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