im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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