No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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