Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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