gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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