Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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