I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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