I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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