But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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