He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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