FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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