That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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