this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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