I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
there is glitter all over my balls
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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