C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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