i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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