Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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