Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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