We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Shame - the story of my life.
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