Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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