Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
