And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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