Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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