what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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