I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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