glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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