You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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