Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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