omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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