How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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