Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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