he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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