Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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