You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize