Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just google imaged poop.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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