if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
my liver is dry heaving
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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