Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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