You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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