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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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