New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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