coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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