yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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