just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Its about making memories worth repressing
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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