Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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