yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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