I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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