Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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